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Laurent Garnier
28/05/09 |
And so it came to pass that Moses came down from the hill, two stone tablets in his hands. At the foot of the hill he found his followers, a crowd of 2000 men and women strong, sitting and waiting for his answers and the word of God. Upon seeing them thus a godlike fury was born into him. "Lo! Lo and Behold!", he cried: "What Gomorra is this! Of heathen's blood made art thou all, for none amongst you I find boogying! You have forsaken your Lord who demands no more than a simple shaking of the rumps". Upon this he smote the tablets down and broke them (in a display of violence quite inapropriate for one of the clergy, but then again: isn't that how we know the clergy to be). God in Heaven saw this scene and sent out his favourite pigeon to bring Moses several new tablets, black, round, flat and 12inches in diameter this time. With these new tools of religion, he split the sea and led his crowd to the Bataclan where they went forth and partied and collectively went bananas. Thus God created the DJ and the Club Scene and He saw that this was good. (Taken from the Book of Tales, Chapter I, vs IV-VII). |
